Friday, January 15, 2010

Chicken Lips & Rocket Ships

It's here!! My newest book of children's poetry has arrived. "Chicken Lips & Rocket Ships" is now available on line at, Barnes&, and, or if you'd like a signed copy, you may get them through me as well.

This is my follow-up to my first book, "There's a Hippo in my Bathtub", another fun collection of children's poetry and illustrations.

Here's a sample from the new book...

Lactose-Intolerant Cow

I’m a lactose-intolerant cow,
Don’t ask me why,
Don’t ask me how.

Don’t tell me jokes,
Of the funny sort,
Because if I laugh,
I’ll begin to snort.

And if I snort,
My milk it blows,
Not through my udders,
But out my nose!*

*Poem is the copywritten, creative property of Brian Lock and maynot be used without my consent.


  1. Big LOL! I love this poem!


  2. Thanks Lisa. I found the outlet that I needed for my quirky sense of humor!